May 2013
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
2+2=5
Religion: The equation must be wrong.
Science: The answer must be wrong; it just doesn't add up.
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
torsos:
i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
neatpotatoes:
teachers who complain about grading work
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
zenon-kar:
fall out boy has been my favorite band for 8 years and there are some lines that i still don’t know what the fuck patrick is saying
parscilla:
instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
Why We Did Not Speak for Six Months
myasuoka:
I loved you so loudly. You made me feel like a canyon. Whenever I saw you all I heard was the echo.
“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via milktree)
areasonableamountofkatharines:
allisonthenerdmachine:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
a modest proposal
